My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom
it was a tea bag
on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college
But that was what I came here for.
Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes
I hate this
Things I will forever be upset about:
1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me
3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised
4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be
5. I don’t know for sure what house I would be in
6. I don’t know the specifications of my wand are.
7. I’M NOT A WITCH
your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting